Monday, November 21, 2011

Money Ain't Nothin But a Tool

So guess who got to fly to St. Louis and back in ONE day today? Me! YAY! We even accidentally drove on the wrong bridge and crossed into Illinois and back to Missouri within 5 minutes, so technically, i crossed to Missouri, Illinois, back to Missouri, and back to Illinois ALL IN ONE DAY! That's a lot of travel, folks. I've been up since 5am.

OOOH and guess who ripped a GIANT hole in her pantyhose in the knee area, just about the size of a cantaloupe, just after lunch, while at a client site, and a nice black dress on, when its 40 degrees out? ME!!! I mean, I guess it's kind of stylish, if you are a thug accountant. Haha. Never a dull day.

So as it goes, I took a cab home from Midway Airport and when I got in the car, My Girl by the Temptations was playing softly from the radio. What a pleasant way to travel home after a long day of travel...naturally I ask my cabbie to turn it up and of course this turns into a lovely 20 minute conversation where I get what I really wanted - another personal story to add to my collection of real people to learn a lesson from in Chicago. Seems that I can always find out something new about someone else, and simultaneously about myself when delving into these conversations and I tell you, I never regret it. Not even when a cabbie locks me up until he takes me to an ATM so that I can pay him in cash because he pretends my credit card doesnt work - teaches me something about myself, like how loud I can really scream, and when is the real time to call 911. But that didn't happen this time.

This time, I got one of my favorite kind of stories - a story about Chicago, as told by a real Chicagoan. I forgot to catch his name, so we are gonna call him Buddy... A veteran who served in Vietnam, hunched over in a trench for a year, came back with back problems, supposed to get surgery at the VA hospital but after seeing another patient right after surgery, said 'no thank you' and decided to pray and exercise his way back to health, and now has almost no back pain (and he is 60 years old)...supposed to get foot surgery and remembers the doctor slightly nodding off while talking to him so said that he would think about it - the doctor died the next day and Buddy went home, decided to work out his foot pain through prayer and exercise.

Buddy grew up on the South Side, and had two guns at the ripe age of 11. Where he grew up, if you could walk, you could work. When he was two, he went with his grandma to pick cotton in the fields in the morning, then went with his grandpa to the saw mill to help there. There was no time to play around, but he made money doing both of those things. At age 2, he had a tab at the candy counter - when payday came around he knew how to pay off his debt for the candy he'd earned through his hard work. His grandpa told him then, that money ain't nothing but a tool - like a hammer that lets you hang pictures, or build a house, just a tool to help you live. If you make money, you spend it. And that's just one life philosophy Buddy lived by - not saving, but spending and living.

Buddy left home at 13 when he realized he didn't want to live like he did anymore. He rented an apartment on the North Side from his Uncle who told him if he could pay the rent, he could stay. He ran his own paper route and scrubbed floors at one of the hotels to make money. And he made enough to pay rent to his uncle, and then at 14, to get his own first apartment at 3950 N Pine Grove, and took one step onto the balcony of his 2 bedroom 2 bathroom apartment, looked out at the lake and the view of the city, and excused his language as he said this to me, 'Now this is how a muthafucka should live!'. Then he excused his language again. What a gentleman.

He said that the best view of the city is just outside the planetarium, but it used to be just behind it, in an area that is closed off now (but still accessible if you sneak in) and if you go there early in the morning, it is the most unbelievable place to get a view of the harvest moon while looking out at the spectacular view of the city.

He used to take his dates out to picnic on the beach just outside Roger's Park, on the rocks. I told him he could take me out any day. I think he liked that but he did mention his being married :) Tell me, why are all the good romantics taken? Oh well, he's a little above my age range :)

Needless to say, hearing a story like that and not even hearing all of it was nothing short of awesome. I wished him a happy holiday and thanked him for sharing his story - because now it's just another piece I can add to mine. I love Chicago, and what I love even more are all the people that make this city what it really is - AMAZING.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Dad's Tutu

I love my family.
  me:im going to piece for pizza and karaoke tonight
  you wanna come?
  im going with the girls
3:21 PM Anna: lol, i'm good, i must do laundry, or I'll be wearing a tutu to work tomorrow
  and no one needs to see that
 me: im doing laundry on friday
  do you really own a tutu?
 Anna: plus it's too cold for a tutu
  um...do you really wanna know?
 me: yes
 Anna: yes
 me: lol why
 Anna: why not?
  I stole Dads.
  Hows THAT for a statement?
3:22 PM I stole dad's tutu.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Leave with a BANG

I broke up with someone today. Actually it was like 5 people. And they weren't too happy about it. Actually, I've been trying to break up with them for a while, but they just kept holding on to the relationship...I think they want me to be in their lives for a very long time. I love them, but I think it's time for something new, different, and more exciting!

I'm talking about one of my clients of course. One that has had me wrapped around their little finger for 7, yes, I said SEVEN, months. Oh and they'd take me for longer. But I gotta shape up! Cause I need a man! And my heart's not set on youuuuu....haha okay that was weird. What's weirder is my break up letter:


Dear Beloved Client,

I just want to start off by saying that it’s not you, it’s me. I’ve found someone else, and I think you know him quite well – the public accounting firm where I'm employed. I’ve had an amazing time with you these past 7 months, and I’ve learned about myself through this relationship and I hope that you’ve gained something from it as well. You are smart, warm, and extremely intelligent, and I will always remember these qualities about you. I hope you will forgive me but I think that it is time for us to break it off. We are moving in different directions in our lives, and we both deserve to grow, and I KNOW you will find someone new and better (well maybe not better, but as good at least J). I’ve cleaned out my stuff, and am moving out, but don’t worry because I will always be there for you if you need me, and I won’t be moving very far. I hope that you can find a place in your heart for me, as I have for you! Please do keep in touch, and I hope that we can maintain a long-lasting friendship.

Your loaned staff,

Fly

Now how would you say goodbye? Formally? Not this one over here. I've been cracking myself up all day :)

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Switch it up...why not?

Life's not all about dating, but it's all that girls/women/birds tend to talk about the most! Well not this bird - let's fly a new route and just tell it like it is - all of it.

If you've spent more than 3 minutes with me, you'll realize a few things:

1) I don't stop talking. Sometimes I don't breathe for several minutes because I am talking SO much, and SO fast, that I forget to. I fit well into the Irish community where they talk as fast as possible without stopping so that no one else can interrupt. Not sure that's my incentive, but it's what happens.

2) Whatever I say usually....doesn't have a point. But...

3) Somehow, no matter how mundane my story is, it's funny. And you'll walk away maybe feeling a little dumber, maybe a little more confused, but nevertheless laughing at something - usually something at my expense. And I'm okay with that.



So we're gonna switch things up a bit. Why focus on finding love when you should just focus on finding yourself? Here's to finding myself, one oddball thing to the next - and maybe we'll get a laugh or two out of it - feel free to laugh at me all you want - you'd be doing it anyway without my permission ;)