Chocolate Misfortunes

 Anna:  I think Joy is going insane

 Sent at 4:13 PM on Wednesday

 Anna:  (pre-note: she calls her co-workers oompas):
Joy: I'm about to go postal on these oompas...it will go charlie and the chocolate factory on the bitchaz and there will be casualties at the chocolate fountain!

 Sent at 4:14 PM on Wednesday

 me:  hahahahaha

 

Talk Chocolate to Me

J:

hola

yes

lets do that

im hungry too

im eating dark chocolate

Me:

that part did not need to be told to us

lol

im eating a piece of gum

J:

lol

mmm

dark chocolate

70%

lindt's

just saying

Me:

uncalled for

A:

i want to hear about it

is it melting in your mouth?

J:

i had one square

A:

did you chew it?

Me:

this sounds dirty

J:

broken into pieces

A:

i need details

J:

i put one piece in my mouth at a time

A:

i'm living vicariously through you

J:

it melts all over

Me:

ewww

A:

LOL

don't stop

J:

then i'll have another satisfying piece after that one is all gone

Me:

you guys are so inappropriate

A:

i'm dying over here

Me:

i love you both

A:

i can't stop laughing

J:

we're just talking about chocolate

smooth rich dark chocolate

not chocolate men

A:

10 minutes until lunch

i'm rounding down

J:

oh good, enough time for me to have another piece of chocoalte

A:

mmm i can just imagine it

J:

its hard when it goes in your mouth

but then it warms up to you

once you put your tongue on it

okay i'll stop now.

A:

LOL

J:

irina is probably uncomfortable again

A:

just promise me you will enjoy it

J:

i always do!