Greg
so what's on the agenda for this weekend?
11:28pmMe
welllllll
i actually just got home
and im going go this retreat tomorrow
its called a russian shabbaton
and you basically celebrate shabbat ( jewish holiday every weekend) with a bunch of russian jews from the chicago area
from fri-sun
and sit around and talk about being an immigrant and what it feels like to be a russian jew
and in between all the lectures and talks and activities, we drink vodka
and the russian jewish men scope out the russian jewish women for possible mating opportunities
because no one is actually there by will, everyone's parents bought them a ticket and talked them into it
because we are all miserable single russian jews that need to mate and make brilliant russian jewish babies as soon as possible
11:30pmGreg
wow! nice
so basically its a singles retreat
11:31pmMe
right...
and the women are significantly better looking than the men, because god did not want to make it easy for us to mate, but instead made the russian jewish men significantly smarter than the average male, and gave them amazing well paying jobs and zero social skills
so it usually takes a lot of vodka for this so called expected mating to occur
11:32pmGreg
you sound like steve irwin right now
except you're not talking about animals
11:32pmMe
hahaha
11:32pmGreg
crikey!
