The Mating Game

Greg

so what's on the agenda for this weekend?

11:28pmMe

welllllll

i actually just got home

and im going go this retreat tomorrow

its called a russian shabbaton

and you basically celebrate shabbat ( jewish holiday every weekend) with a bunch of russian jews from the chicago area

from fri-sun

and sit around and talk about being an immigrant and what it feels like to be a russian jew

and in between all the lectures and talks and activities, we drink vodka

and the russian jewish men scope out the russian jewish women for possible mating opportunities

because no one is actually there by will, everyone's parents bought them a ticket and talked them into it

because we are all miserable single russian jews that need to mate and make brilliant russian jewish babies as soon as possible

11:30pmGreg

wow! nice

so basically its a singles retreat

11:31pmMe

right...

and the women are significantly better looking than the men, because god did not want to make it easy for us to mate, but instead made the russian jewish men significantly smarter than the average male, and gave them amazing well paying jobs and zero social skills

so it usually takes a lot of vodka for this so called expected mating to occur

11:32pmGreg

you sound like steve irwin right now

except you're not talking about animals

11:32pmMe

hahaha

11:32pmGreg

crikey!